OK - today I found out the funniest thing I've come across in years.
Jake Crosby - purveyor of conspiracy theories to the loonocracy and bizarre conflict of interest claims to the hard of thinking, science-celebrity stalker and all round poster boy for the mercury militia - has been awarded a Masters in Epidemiology.
What has the world come to? (I'd be fascinated to see his thesis / dissertation. Is that sort of thing in the public domain? Must check.)